Some stories i wrote with my friend cori.



Random Stories
A Christouworks Production

Story the First


You wake up to realize that you're not in the same room you went to sleep in. You swing your legs over the bed and just as you're about to get out...you realise that your on the Titanic, 45 years into the past. You walk on the main deck, only to...trip on an icecube. "OH CRAP!" you scream loud enough for the nearest people to look your way. You get up, and brushing off your 21st century clothes, you hear a loud CRASH...As the Titanic crashes agenst a (dramatic pause) Giant Tomato. You jump on to the magical potato and...float off silently into the water. Suddenly, the *sigh* potato begins to rock. You try to control it but its no help. You're plunged underwater. . .and wake up on board in your room. "Whew...", you sigh with relief. It was only a dream...or was it?The door bursts open and (just for kicks) you realize you're on the set of I Write Sins Not Tragedies and Brendon Urie has just acted the scene. You two exchange an awkward stare. Finally, Brendon says...Did you bring me...THE GOODS?" (evil backround music). You realise you have somthing in your pocket and when you pull it out you see that is is only a...fifty dollar bill. Brendon lunges forward, his top hat falling off. He makes grabby hands for the money as you pull your arm back. He...Then gets out a banana and eats it. You hear "Lights, Camrea, where is my paycheck...i mean ACTION!". THe stage is swarming withactors, bandmembers, makeup artists and Brendon who is trying to retrieve his top hat from a little five year old dressed up as a Power Ranger. You realize this is the director, Shane Drake's, neice. Her name is...Mary, and she was carrying a little lamb. Suddenly you hear a crashing sound and the bow of the titanic crashes onto the set. YOu...unintentionally grab onto Brendon's arm who is holding Mary and her lamb in her arms. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!" comes a loud scream. You look to Mary for the source. It isn't, you realize it must be...none other that George Washington, leader of the Mcdonalds stats of america. You run twords the The Titanic ang grab on to a rope. Ah you hoilst yourself up...and grab Brendon's collar. He skrieks as him and Mary come with you. Mary drops her lamb and it falls into the icy ocean with an audible CRASH. You're just happy that wasn't you. You look to Brendon and he stares at you...And snatches the 50 bucks out of your pocket. But it wasnt 50 bucks, but a grenade. He throws it at the ocean and...it explodes. Mary screams and falls from your arms. "MARRRRRYY NOOO!!!" shouts Brendon. Is he drunk, you think. No, hes just...A puppet! It turns out that this wasnt the Titanic but a scottish Battleship. suddenly it...explodes and you take the Brendon-puppet down with you. Instead of hitting the icy glass water, you land on...That green Gentelmen. Suddenly Darth Vader comes and...pulls his mask off. Its Pete Wentz! That guy's annoying so you throw the Brendon puppet. BULL'S-EYE. It hits him in the crotch and he falls to the ground, whimpering. You laugh and realize that YOU are brendon Urie. YOu suddenly gaim magical red bull powers and Fly to the titanic, where your just in time to...save the rest of the band. Jon hugs you and Ryan just rolls his eyes as Spencer shares a Red Bull with you. But OH NO. The rope breaks and...You wake up. Again. Aa a nuclear bomb crashes into your bedroom you sigh. "Here we go again..."





Story The Second
Not so long ago in a solar system not so far away there lived a Cellia. In the morning it went outside and...burst into flame. But then, one morning, the Cellia got cold. It was odd, so it got a jacket and...Got abducted by a human spaceship. IT was taken to the human homeworld of earth a dirty and poluted place. And above all thing it was...filled with sexy rockstars like Brendon Urie and William Beckett and Craig Owens. But the Cellia screams because all humans are hideous. The more beautiful, the more hideous. So, covering its eyes, it...Walked into a garbage disposal. It auctually was the hideout of Chuck Noris who was a secret polish agent. HE said "HEY,, who's this critter?" the cellia thingy shrieks and runs away. it runs into...Brendon Urie, who is in the middle of a concert. The audience runs away but brendon decides to keed it as a pet (even thought its smarter than any human)...and brendon shoots it with a paint ball gun. "PAINT BALLLL" he sings excitedly, throwing a gun at the monster. it grabs it and points it at brendon. brendon swears quietly and...Bursts out into singing. The beauitifull noises hurt its ears and it runs away. Suddenly it sees a...big mcdonalds. "NO!!" brendon shouts. being a vegetarian, he hates the place. but the cellia is too quick and runs inside. it orders a...lettuce taco. It suddenly sees a big plane in the sky and flies to it. It takes over the plane and...flies into the Brendon. it laughs evilly and blames it on Pete Wentz who just happens to be in the plane. Pete screams a "NO!" and the cellia jumps out. Whilst skydiving, it...grabes the plane and imstead og hitting the Brendon it hits a canadian fast food resturant.t then ran into a...maple tree. the canadians riot and try to kill the poor cellia. it trips and the canadians...Get killed by a banana peal. It then sees brendon again and...runs away from the hideous creature known as "bren-don." it runs into a tree and out falls...pete wentz. Cellia talks to the narrator and says do your worst. Cori then...
obviously hugs brendon who ignores the alien and his A&R guy who just fell from the tree. He hugs cori back, enjoying and then...Tony gives them all a funny look. Deciding that this has gone on long enough TOny says...THE END and the cellia kills pete and decides to save brendon, tony and cori before destorying the canadians and running away.