First real story i ever wrote. Ignore the typos.



Metalic Food Series







It was a cold and snowy day. John Mcjohn was running through the swampland closly chased by many small figures. He was protecting the ultimate weapon, the golden burreto. as he continued to run he was attacked by a scouting fluffy bunny. The other fluffy bunnies caught up and they killed john. The bunnie overlord Bunnie Mcbunney took the burreto and continued to run. but they were being watched by several small figures...as the bunnia army was running along they were suddenly attacked by millions of ANTS of the Antea army. There leader Ant Mcant killed the bunny leader and "tried" to take the burreto but god squished (awwwwwww). so then the new ant leader Sir.Fred lead them back to the den. little did they know they were being watched by the anteater army. When the army sprung they were dissapointed to see they all got squashed by the burreto.So after a rest stop and a snack they took it back to ther den. little did they know they were being followed by the small gooey army that destoried all. They were follwed by MOLD!so as the mold folowed the anteater army the anteatre king accidentily spilled radioactive chemicals on the mold turning them into aliens. the alien mold left swearing (0.0) revenge on the anteaters. then out of nowhere there were more ants with there new leader Sir. Saschatchewan and started attacking the anteaters.l Then the bunnies came back with their new leader The Little Mermaid. then John Mcjohn came back snd then the aliens came and dropped a bowling ball. All of a sudden there was a light to the east and they saw the ultimate anilal Tiger. "STOP" he commanded in an echoing voice. WHY DO YOU FIGHT he bellowed. DONT YOU SEE THAT HE STUPID BURRETO FELL IN THE RIVER. I COMMAND YOU ALL TO GET IT. IF YOU REFUSE I WILL USE THE ROAR OF GODS AND DESTory you all. But then a giant came along grabbed the burreto and ate it . THE END
















it was a warm and sunny day. Bob Mcbob was walking down the path with his new unopened silver hamburger. little did he know he was being followed by his arch enemies the killer ants and their leader Sir. Scatchewan. as bob mcbob was about to open it the anta attacked. but when they attacked they got stepped on by bobs friend Mani Toba and then out of nowhere came NOTHING (the notorious orthidontists that harm inexplossive notes of greenness). as nothing attacked the aliens came and droped another bowling ball (for some odd reason or another). then some random guy came out of nowhere and said "i think we need some some theme music!". so then a 5 hour argument they finnaly decided on panic at the disco (happy cori). so then the arguing continued over who got the hamburger until out of nowhere came a light in the distance as it got closer...as the light approached they realiised it was just a car and started arguing again(go.figure.). then another light came and there was dramatic music (o boy it must be somthing big) and it wasnt a car this time it was much bigger and more important. it was a (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)bus. so they got on the bus and continued arguing until the bus drove off a cliff and into a swamp. and in that swammp there were killer flying monkies. They and their leader killerflyingmonkey Mckillerflying monkey attacked the bus and
blew it up. Then a giant came but got killed by a pinapple. The giant fell on NOTHING and killed all the ants too. then the pinapple killed a monkey. So then a tree came to life and ate the hamburger and the monkies. The End




This Ends Here! As the mercat army approched the sacred building the antea army spies were closely prusueing them. As the mercat leader Mercat McMrcat oppened the ancient door the ant army sprung. As the battle raged on the talking tree army and there leader Talkingtree Mc Talkingtree slowly approached the counter. "hello welcome to wendy's the random unimportant person said."may i take your order. As the tree was about to speak (odd i know) the other armys came charging in (dun dun dun) and attaacked the trees.Then out of nowere there was a light comming from the employees only door. All of a sudden the EMPLOYEES ( evil mean people that love edible evil scauce) came and attacked everyone. While this battle was taking place some aliens came and ordered some bronze patato salad and left. NO! they all yelled. They all imidatly ran out the door chasing the aliens before they got into the ship. Then they all paused as a light to the east came and they watched as it rose into the sky. Then all of a sudden the aliens ship exploded and there was no escape. It had to end here. As the battle continued some random guy came and yelled "we need more theme music!". Then there was a 23 hour argument until they finnaly reasised the patato salad was floaring down the river. Sir. Scatchawan and his ant army got in their minituar viking ship and sailed down the river. All the others got into boats and chased the patato salad down the river. As they went to a wide area an epic sea battle started taking place. The ships were launching fireballs at each other. As the ants were launching fireballs their ship was suddenly hit by a fireball. The ship was listing heavily and Sir. Scatchewan was mortaly wounded. As the ship was going down Sir. Scatchewan said with a dying voice "we may die here but we will always...hey is that a patato!". As started to get closer to the patato salad all of a sudden a giant came and ate the patato salad. THE END.